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A hannibal in a red sweater being very happy about something for lovely Darkmoonsigel.:)
hope you like it dear!
Thanks babe! Love it!
a hand-lettering exercise that got really out of hand. oh well i like my really unnecessarily grandiose welcome signs anyway :p
I think I’m in love with her.
I want to die and be born again as a full hobbit.
I think hobbit metabolism work differently than human…
talk shit get hit
A man in the grocery store line today approached me and said, “Sir, when I first saw you I was extremely attracted to you, but then I noticed that you are a boy. How… I mean, why do you dress so provocatively?”
I responded, “Well, in today’s world the majority of the straight male race view women as objects, or something that belongs to them. I dress provocatively because it attracts the attention of men in a sexual and OBJECTIVE way. However, when realized that I am actually male, they often become confused, disgusted, upset or all of the above. By inflicting this minor emotional damaged upon the ego of a man raised by twisted societal gender norms, maybe, just maybe the individual will think twice before viewing another woman with an objective attitude and sense of belonging. No woman, belongs to ANYONE. Male or female, the equality of human beings needs to be a priority. It is something worth dressing up for.”
I AM NOT KIDDING. The woman behind me, the female cashier, the old lady bagging groceries and the woman in front of me who was talking on the phone STOPPED, …. and proceeded to gasp and clap. The man shook my hand, told me to have a blessed day and then said, “excuse me ladies, I need to visit my daughter.”
…. I was shaking by the time I walked out of the store.
- Elliott Alexzander
So in this episode Hannibal:
Congratulated Will for trying to kill him
Seduced Alana for an alibi
Fed Gideon his own leg
Creeped out Chilton
Kept Miriam Lass ALIVE IN A FUCKING HOLE IN THE GROUND, FOR TWO FUCKING YEARS
BUSY CREEPER CANNIBAL JUST UPPING THE CREEPER QUOTA
Not to mention making a cover dinner party while simultaneously elaborately killing another bunch of people.
I am weirdly attracted to older guys.
And by older guys I mean 50+
OLD IS BETTER LET’S JUST ALL ACCEPT IT AND CONTINUE OUR FLAILING
Everything gets finer with age
900+ (just saying)
*Reblogs again shamelessly*
1000+ (and a little shitty just for good measure)
Older than the Earth itself
Yakimono Promo - OH LORD WILL, GET A FUCKING HAIR CUT
CRiES LOUDLY BECAUSE DOGS
NO DO NOT CUT WILL’S HAIR HIS CURLS ARE PERFECTION.
Have never reblogged something so quick in my goddam life
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