I am a hack writer of fanfiction. My main sites for publishing are Archive Of Our Own and Fanfiction.com, my homes away from home.

7th April 2014

Photo reblogged from with 23 notes

owlyjules:

A hannibal in a red sweater being very happy about something for lovely Darkmoonsigel.:)
hope you like it dear!

Thanks babe! Love it!

owlyjules:

A hannibal in a red sweater being very happy about something for lovely Darkmoonsigel.:)

hope you like it dear!

Thanks babe! Love it!

Tagged: owlyjulesHannibalhannibalred sweater

7th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from Guest4Dinner with 33,837 notes

theloppyone:

a hand-lettering exercise that got really out of hand. oh well i like  my really unnecessarily grandiose welcome signs anyway :p

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6th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from Time To Hang Up The Halo with 64,289 notes

tvhousehusband:

I think I’m in love with her.

Source: tvhousehusband

6th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from Time To Hang Up The Halo with 143,952 notes

gokuma:

autumnramble:

I want to die and be born again as a full hobbit.

I think hobbit metabolism work differently than human…

Source: dailystir

6th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from La-di-da-di with 20,596 notes

jeniac:

talk shit get hit

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6th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from La-di-da-di with 209,024 notes

houseofalexzander:

Lustrous.

A man in the grocery store line today approached me and said, “Sir, when I first saw you I was extremely attracted to you, but then I noticed that you are a boy. How… I mean, why do you dress so provocatively?”

I responded, “Well, in today’s world the majority of the straight male race view women as objects, or something that belongs to them. I dress provocatively because it attracts the attention of men in a sexual and OBJECTIVE way. However, when realized that I am actually male, they often become confused, disgusted, upset or all of the above. By inflicting this minor emotional damaged upon the ego of a man raised by twisted societal gender norms, maybe, just maybe the individual will think twice before viewing another woman with an objective attitude and sense of belonging. No woman, belongs to ANYONE. Male or female, the equality of human beings needs to be a priority. It is something worth dressing up for.”

I AM NOT KIDDING. The woman behind me, the female cashier, the old lady bagging groceries and the woman in front of me who was talking on the phone STOPPED, …. and proceeded to gasp and clap. The man shook my hand, told me to have a blessed day and then said, “excuse me ladies, I need to visit my daughter.”

…. I was shaking by the time I walked out of the store.

- Elliott Alexzander

Tagged: bless this post

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5th April 2014

Post reblogged from Shenanigans and Tomfoolery with 980 notes

sweetconformity:

warrioromen:

So in this episode Hannibal:

Congratulated Will for trying to kill him

Seduced Alana for an alibi

Fed Gideon his own leg

Creeped out Chilton

Kept Miriam Lass ALIVE IN A FUCKING HOLE IN THE GROUND, FOR TWO FUCKING YEARS

BUSY CREEPER CANNIBAL JUST UPPING THE CREEPER QUOTA

Not to mention making a cover dinner party while simultaneously elaborately killing another bunch of people. 

Tagged: where does he find the time

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5th April 2014

Post reblogged from Talk Magically with 72,760 notes

yall-mothafuckas-need-misha:

ourlovelyloki-rp-and-ask:

miss-out-of-my-way:

yesiamthehumantardis:

hoping-it-meant-more:

lunalove25:

heroceaneye:

I am weirdly attracted to older guys.

And by older guys I mean 50+

I mean.

WHAT (50+)

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THE (200+)

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HELL (300+)

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?????

OLD IS BETTER LET’S JUST ALL ACCEPT IT AND CONTINUE OUR FLAILING

Everything gets finer with age

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900+ (just saying)

*Reblogs again shamelessly*

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1000+ (and a little shitty just for good measure)

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Older than the Earth itself

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5th April 2014

Video reblogged from The Emergency Exit with 860 notes

madnizilla:

ohlookacannibal:

countlecterviii:

Yakimono Promo - OH LORD WILL, GET A FUCKING HAIR CUT

CRiES LOUDLY BECAUSE DOGS

NO DO NOT CUT WILL’S HAIR HIS CURLS ARE PERFECTION.

Source: countlecterviii

5th April 2014

Post reblogged from Fiction has ruined my life... with 395,719 notes

Reblog if you have met someone online that you would love to hangout with but they live too far away.

yogmodsmerry:

specialrumble:

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Have never reblogged something so quick in my goddam life

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